· BUTT PIRATES · PLUNDER‑WORTHY CURVES · EST · MMXXVI ·

Premium Curves-First Apparel for Women

Booty is
treasure.

Engineered to lift. Designed to plunder.

Sculpting leggings and high-rise jeans for women who know their worth, and want the whole world to see it. Set sail. Claim what's yours.

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Lift Engineered Squat-proof, never sheerBooty-Mapped Seams A fit chart no one else hasButtery 4-Way Stretch Move like you mean itFree Plunder Shipping over $120 Lift Engineered Squat-proof, never sheerBooty-Mapped Seams A fit chart no one else hasButtery 4-Way Stretch Move like you mean itFree Plunder Shipping over $120

The Code

Every woman is sitting on a fortune. We just built the clothing brave enough to show it off.

— The Captain

The Treasure Chest

The Maiden Collection

Four pieces. One mission. Every stitch engineered around your best asset, then cut from fabric you'll never want to take off.

Best SellerThe Doubloon sculpting leggings on model

Sculpt Legging

The Doubloon

Our signature lift legging. A contoured back seam that maps and lifts. Squat-proof, second-skin, worth its weight in gold.

$98View →
New DropThe Cartographer high-rise jeans on model

High-Rise Jean

The Cartographer

A high-rise denim charted to your curves. Stretch where you move, structure where you want it. The map leads straight to compliments.

$148View →
The Stowaway shaping shorts on model

Shaping Short

The Stowaway

Seamless, invisible, ruthlessly effective. Smooths and lifts under anything. Your best-kept secret below deck.

$68View →
SignatureThe Captain signature legging on model

Statement Legging

The Captain

The full-power flagship in deep oxblood. Compressive, sculpting, commanding. Put it on and the room knows who's in charge.

$118View →
Shop the Full Fleet
The Lift, Engineered

Comedy on the outside.
Serious science underneath.

The jokes are free. The fit is not an accident. Here's what makes a Butt Pirate piece lift, sculpt, and last.

№ 01

Booty-Mapped Seams

A contoured back-rise seam placed by real fit data, not guesswork. It cradles and lifts instead of flattening.

№ 02

Squat-Proof, Never Sheer

High-density compressive knit that stays fully opaque through every lunge, bend, and victory pose.

№ 03

Buttery 4-Way Stretch

A peached-soft hand-feel with recovery that holds its shape wash after wash. Feels like nothing, does everything.

№ 04

True-to-Curve Sizing

Sized for hips and glutes first, XS through 3X, so the waist sits and the lift actually lands where it should.

Tales from the Crew

Plundered. Obsessed. Repeat customers.

★★★★★

"I bought them as a joke. I now own six pairs and have lost all my other leggings overboard."

— Dana R., First Mate
★★★★★

"The fit is genuinely the best I've ever worn. The name just makes me laugh every time I open the drawer."

— Priya S., Verified Buyer
★★★★★

"Squat-proof, opaque, lifts like a dream. My whole book club mutinied and bought them too."

— Marisol V., Captain's Council
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